Family Travelogue: Despicable Me Minions Merchandise at Universal Studios Singapore and Despicable Quotes

Sunday 24 July 2016

Despicable Me Minions Merchandise at Universal Studios Singapore and Despicable Quotes

What is inside the Minion Mart?
Minion Mart is one of the shops at Universal Studios Singapore. It is located at the Hollywood Zone.
Check out the minion merchandise for all occasions.

Minion Mart has two entrance

***Just now I've learned what does MATH stand for...
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Math! please grow up! Solve your own problem!

The other entrance to the Minion Mart

***Don't you dare piss me off, I swear I'm gonna slap you so hard even google would never find you

If you like to slap someone, do it. And say..."Mosquito"

***Think of a number between 1 to 50. Divide into 2 plus 17 subtract 1. Close your eyes...it is dark isn't it?

***Wifi went down for fives minutes. I had no choice but to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

***Why do we eat cake, ice cream, chocolates... when we are stressed?
Stressed spells backwards... Dessert

***Laughing is the best medicine. But if you are laughing for no reason... you need medicine.

***I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation. Twice a year

***my brain is like a Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again.

I have finally discoverd what is wrong with my brain.

On the left side, there is nothing right

On the right side, there is nothing left

***Never forget three types of people:
1. who helped you in difficult times,
2. who left you in difficult times,
3. who put you in difficult times.

***Life is so short. Smile while you still have teeth

***Never sing in the shower.
Singing leads to slipping
Slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked.

*** I feel like I'm gonna clean the house. I lay down first and nap until the feeling passes.

Why not the house clean itself? It gets dirty itself anyway.

*** Profile Status: In a relationship- with my bed. No commitment needed, we just sleep together
If you change your status three times, set default to Unstable

Source: despicablememinons.org

Universal Studios Singapore is the 2nd to operate in Asia and first in the Southeast Asia. It is located within Resort World Sentosa in Sentosa Island, Singapore. Soft Opening was on 18 March 2010.

Getting to the Park

From Vivo City:

By Sentosa Express mono rail , from the Vivo city 3rd level, alight after one stop -Waterfrount Station costs S$4 for unlimited trips within the Sentosa Island.

By RWS Bus, alight at the last stop, RWS Casino, take the escalator to go up to Universal Studio Singapore level.

To get to Vivo City is by MRT lines: NEL (purple) and Circle (yellow) Harbourfront Station.

You could opt to go on foot via Sentosa Boardwalk from Vivo City Waterfront Promenade costs S$1.00.

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